How to Attack Others

If you are constantly being attacked by someone and want to respond quickly, you should plan ahead. You need to find their weakness, stay calm, and respond confidently to make sure you don’t get humiliated again. Read the article below to learn more.

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Learn short sentences but high damage

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Attack their appearance. ^{[1] X Research Source}

“When your mother drops you off at the school gate, she’ll probably be arrested for littering.”
“I want to insult you too, but the Creator has done it first.”
“The Halloween season is over, why are you still dressed up?”
“You look like the picture before plastic surgery”.
“You trade your neck for an extra chin?”
“Did anyone else get hurt in the accident that made you like this?”
“I once saw someone who looked exactly like you, but had to pay to get in.”
“When it rains, I hide behind you, acting like an umbrella.”

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Insult their intellect.

“We know you’re stupid. There’s no need to prove it.”
“It’s sad to see you struggling to squeeze all the vocabulary into a sentence like that.”
“When a thought crosses your mind, its journey is long and lonely.”
“Surprise me. Something clever.”
“I’ve heard my dog fart something even smarter.”
“When I’m near you, I can hear the waves crashing.”
“You’re more stubborn than dog poop but half as useful.”

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Humiliation of financial status. ^{[2] X Research Source}

“You’re so desperate that food stamps are returned.”
“Do you dry toilet paper for reuse?”
“The last time you smelled hot food, it was probably when I farted.”
“Do you return the clothes to the morgue after you’ve worn them?”
“You’re so damned that you turn into a monkey, that poor monkey.”

Choose the right time

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Find out the person’s weak points. What do your attackers boast about in themselves? What makes them ashamed? Finding weaknesses is the best way to plan how to respond to them when needed. You can attack their pride.

If the person who insults you is usually well-dressed, or is very proud of the Nike shoes they are wearing, keep in mind the type of clothing they wear and prepare a related attack.
If it’s a very good or very bad student, insulting their rank or intelligence will make them speechless.
Sports are important activities at school. If you’ve been attacked in this area, watch for the moment the person misses and teases or attacks their dribbling style that falls short of their basketball grandma.

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Calm down and burst out laughing. The attacker’s goal is to anger you, so practice being as cold as money. When insulted, show that it doesn’t hurt, no matter what they say. Just smile and let it all go. The next time you see your mocker approaching, plan what you’re going to say so they don’t have time to react.

Focus on something funny, like the person’s nose or earlobe, to distract yourself from what they’re saying. If they have acne, stare at it. Sometimes it even makes you laugh.

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Waiting for the opportunity. Participating in a duel with a soft-spoken person is not a good idea. If you calmly accept the attack, then the ball has entered your yard, just waiting for the right opportunity to respond with carefully prepared attacks.

If you choose to insult the way they dress, then wait until they’re well-dressed to tell them you like what they’re wearing, then say, “The guy picking up the trash at my door is wearing the same thing.”
Wait until gym time to attack their athletic skills. If they slip or fall, point to it and laugh with your friends joining in.
If you’re going to attack their intelligence, wait until they stand up to read the lesson in the middle of the class. When it’s your turn to read the article, imitate their voice and say out loud: “Oh, I forgot. I’m not an idiot like anyone else”. If they get the answer wrong during math class, whisper something like, “Look, Einstein’s speaking,” enough for the person to hear. If you insult them like this in front of other people, they will surely be unbearably embarrassed.

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Looks like you’re not attacking them at all. You can distract the person by making them think you’re just being honest and forgetting to defend. ^{[3] X Research Sources}

Drag the person to a corner of the class and honestly say something like, “I don’t want to say this in front of the class, but your pants smell like rotten grease. I almost vomited the whole class. You called your mom to bring you new pants. you go.” The more specific the statement, the more believable it is. Act like you just want to help them.
Tell the person that you overheard the coach calling their pitch the same as a 4th grader and advising them to practice more.
Offer math tutoring for $50 an hour, if their parents can afford it.

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Apply the non-communication method. Sometimes, the greatest humiliation stems from silence. Isolating a person from a social situation is effective if you already have a lot of friends. Pretend you’re discussing the person until they approach, at which point you completely ignore them. Don’t look or talk to them. ^{[4] X Research Sources}

Advice

Do not argue when around that person is their ally, surely all will be on their side and against you.
Hit the person back with something they’re sure they can’t fight back.
If the person says something funny, just ignore them and act like you didn’t hear anything.
Try to separate them from your group. This makes them look like losers, no one wants to play with.
If you know that person is better than you, ask someone better than them to insult you.
Don’t raise your voice. This shows that the person is angry with you.
While you may want to ignore these attackers, it may be a good idea to ask an adult to intervene if things are affecting you and need to be resolved soon.
If someone calls you ugly, say: I am not a mirror to look at.

Warning

Don’t initiate anything. Don’t go around and mess with people for no reason. That makes you a bully. ^{[5] X Trusted Source StopBullying.gov Go to Source}

Steps

Learn short sentences but high damage

Choose the right time

Advice

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