How to Annoy a Teacher

Imitate the teacher’s behavior. This is considered the simplest way to anger a teacher. Most teachers will have a distinctive way of speaking, such as pronouncing some words differently, using noticeable gestures, or making certain facial expressions, and imitating the teacher in front of them. they are clever ways can make them feel uncomfortable. The best way to start doing that is to act like the real thing when imitating your teachers, so that it takes them a while to realize what’s going on; however, the classmates will quickly grasp the situation and start laughing.

• When the teacher is angry, pretend to be dumb. Just say, “What? What did you do?” and shrug. Use body language.

Make funny noises. There’s a lot of attention-grabbing noises you can make to get your class up and running — you can fake farting, drag your shoes across the ground, repeatedly push the tip of a ballpoint pen in and out, clear your throat after a few seconds. , or beat the drums on the table with your hands. If these sounds will make your classmates laugh, all the better. If you want to make certain noises softer and more inconspicuous, repeated noises should be enough to irritate the teacher. Here are a few suggested sounds:

• Tear off the paper about 3cm at a time. Only do this when the teacher is facing the board.
• Use your fingernails to scratch the surface of the desk.
• Make a continuous slurping sound when the teacher is not paying attention.
• Press a ballpoint pen or type a pencil.
• Drop objects on the ground.
• Constantly snorting without blowing your nose or coughing.
• Scrambled feet.
• Whispering indecently.
• Humming but not opening his mouth.
• Slapping your leg. Try to get your friends to do the same as you.
• Sharpen pencils continuously and often.
• Drop the pencil many times.
• Wipe everything around as if you were going to receive a gift in return.
• Whisper what the teacher said while you are taking notes.

Disrupting teachers’ teaching aids. If your teacher is absent-minded, this is even better. If the whole class is watching a documentary or using spotlights, see if you can hide the teacher’s controls when they’re not looking — this will work best when you leave another replacement remote that doesn’t match the current one. Then, when the teacher is distracted, turn off or stop the TV, or change the settings on the projector. This is sure to anger the teacher and ruin her class — however, don’t expect this won’t get you in trouble at all!

• You can use the remote openly to make your classmates laugh, or hide it under your desk drawer so that no one can see your actions and reveal you.

Falling asleep in class. This is most effective when you are sitting at the back of the class or if the whole class is watching a documentary; All you need to do is put your head down and close your eyes. There is nothing more rude and disrespectful than falling asleep while a teacher is giving a lecture. If you really can’t fall asleep, pretend you’re asleep. ^[1]

• You can cross your arms on the table and smile or snore, so that sleep looks so appealing that others want to imitate you.
• Another provocation you can take is to pretend to take a nap, then wake up and ask a series of questions the teacher answered while you were “sleeping”.

Throw objects at other friends. Another way you can annoy your teacher is to throw things at your classmates when the teacher isn’t looking. You should start with small objects, such as erasers, curling paper, pencils, or chalkboards. You can raise the level of mischief a little by throwing a booklet, an apple, a tennis ball, or even a shoe if you really want the teacher to throw a tantrum. You should do this when the teacher turns away and looks innocent when they ask you. Remember, depending on the item you throw, you may be suspended from school or charged with assault. The victim may even take revenge on you.

• For this prank to work, you should involve a best friend in this prank with you — someone who will be throwing things around in the classroom with you. Otherwise, you will quickly run out of gear to throw.

Shoot paper bullets. (Remove the contents of a ballpoint pen and crumple a few pieces of paper, put them on the “barrel” and blow.)

Doodling. If you want to drive a teacher crazy, start drawing something while they’re teaching. Make it clear that you’re doodling — this will work if you’re standing in front of the class and the teacher sees what you’re doing. It’s more effective if they realize that you’re doodling, but you try to act like you really care about what they’re saying and pretend to take notes, while you’re just drawing. ^[2]

• If you really want the teacher to be more annoyed, bring along a set of highlighters or crayons and use them all. Try creating a masterpiece in 30 minutes.
• You can also show off your drawing skills to the rest of your class to show the teacher that you really don’t care what’s going on.

Hand in hand the notepad. Another way to anger a teacher is to pass notes to each other. You can pass this sheet of paper to your friends, or anyone in the class. Make it clear that you’re taking a note by jotting it down on a notebook on your lap, then folding the paper into a square or circle and tossing it at a classmate. If you’re the one reading the paper, hold it in front of your face and smile, acting like there’s something more interesting than the classroom lesson that made you laugh. ^[3]

• You’ll only make your teacher even more angry if you smile slyly while the teacher is teaching to let them know that you’re writing something to make your friends laugh.

Late for school. Teachers often have prejudice when students have a habit of being late. Rest your head on the table most of the days. Make an eager face when it’s time for lunch. Showing up a few minutes late to class with a shrug and a smug grin on his face; If you’re apologetic, that will make the teacher less nagging, unless your apology isn’t sincere at all. Not only are you late for school, but act like you’re about to run out of breath, drop your book, run around in a hurry, or spend a lot of time rummaging through your bag to find what you’re looking for. Or show up 10 minutes late with a calm demeanor, as if this were completely normal. Being late to class with a cup of coffee in hand implies that you have to go around and that makes you late for class.

Distract the others. Another way to annoy a teacher is to try to distract the rest of the class. Ask them lots of questions, joke, laugh for no reason, and talk about personal things when working in groups. Distracting classmates can cause an uproar in the entire class and will certainly anger the teacher. ^[4]

• The important but challenging thing you need to do is to make sure that other kids like and respect you, or at least they find your jokes harmless, so they will agree with what you do. . If they think you’re obnoxious and roll their eyes every time you speak, you won’t be able to distract them.

Play games on your phone. Pull out your phone and text people, play Angry Birds, or just look at it every now and then and smile. You can even look up everything on the Wikipedia page to prove the teacher wrong. The teacher might confiscate your phone for a while, but it really frustrates her the longer it goes on. You can also set alarms to ring during class and ensure that alarms sound annoying and distracting. ^[5]

• You can also annoy the teacher by pretending to be sneaky using the phone under the desk drawer. When teachers find out about this, they’ll be even more upset knowing that you’re trying to hide your phone.

Ignore the rules set by the teacher. Each teacher will have their own rules, and if you want to piss them off, ignore as many of the rules as you can so you don’t end up in the administration’s office. Even breaking the small rules will drive them crazy. For example, you might misformat your essay or hand in your homework a day late, acting as if you remember for sure that it’s the last day. If the teacher has a certain rule about going to the bathroom in the middle of class, try to break this rule.

• When your teacher says that you broke the rule, act surprised or say, “But that rule doesn’t make any sense…” or “That’s not how other teachers do it. ”

Come to class without a notebook or pencil. Teachers assume you’ll be taking notes, doing homework, and using school supplies for most of the class, so coming to class empty-handed will show you really don’t care. They’ll be even more upset if you say, “Can anyone lend me a pencil?” or “I didn’t bring paper!” now you completely interrupt the class when you borrow the study materials you need.

• You might bring the wrong book to class and laugh, say, “I brought the wrong book again!”

Causing more trouble when the teacher has a timetable. If a teacher is being watched by administrators or longtime teachers, try to cause as much trouble as possible. This means straying off topic, being late to class, or making the class look completely chaotic. The more you make the image of a teacher lose points, the better.

Argue for every wrong answer in the test. When you take your retest, complain loudly and argue for every question you got wrong, even if you know it’s superfluous. If the answer is multiple choice or obvious, for example, on a math test, you should be consistent and tell the teacher that they marked it wrong.

• Try to waste the teacher’s time after class by asking them to explain each question on the test.

Finish the test ostentatiously early. If you are taking a one-period test, then after 10-15 minutes or so, throw the test paper on the table or turn it over and say “Done!”. Moreover, you can even say “Easy!” to cause more trouble. This will worry classmates when they take too long and cause confusion and fear. Of course, be prepared that your score will suffer — in many ways, of course.

Avert your eyes from the teacher. Teachers get mad when you pretend you don’t care.

Understand anger limits. You can anger the teacher for about 20 minutes or 1 hour. Infuriate them in moderation so that they only feel annoyed, not so angry that you are punished to stay in class after school. You won’t want to stay there at all!